Vmax Club Sweden

Hi Jon, nice to see you here

Unfortunately translations wont be available until the Babelfish learns how to read Swedish. I guess that's why vmaxchat.co.uk isn't available in Swedish either.

You just have to start some threads in English instead, we understand you even if you don't understand us

Welcome too urdy purdy land Jon !

/Johan

heya it's me Rusty Bolts

hope you have as much fun with your new message board as we do on http://www.vmaxchat.co.uk

looking forward to May, when I'll be visiting your fine country and shagging your fine women

Hi Rusty, welcome to the board.

We look forward to see you and your sheepish ways again too. I doubt you'll get any though, sheepshagging is against the law here. I'd suggest you check your tourist guide before bringing your Welsh traditions over here or you might end up in trouble

it's against the law over here too

there was a link on vmaxchat to a newspaper article about some guy who got done for shagging a goat, didn't you see it

just incase you didn't this is what happend:

he was in a field near some railway tracks

a train came along and stopped at a red signal

the passagers saw him shagging the goat and some of them got off the train and did a citizens arrest on him

he said that he wasn't shagging the goat but the police found goat hairs in his underpants

Yes, I remember... He's a relative of yours isn't he?

Hi Anders,

Look forward to our trip to Sweden next year and fondling some of your fine wildlife with my new found cousin Rusty Bolts

Yes you're right Anders.

It was my cousin, Geoff.

Hi Anders, haven't seen you around the UK board recently, is everything OK?

My bikes off the road for a couple of months, I have some changes planned, a paint job and wheels powder coated...

Managed to get hold of a Thundercat Front wheel and a 17" rear with a 180 tyre, hopefully it will improve the handling.

Have you got a date for your rally yet? I want to put it in next years calendar so I can start promoting it.

Will drop in again soon to see you..

Hello people of Sweden,

How's it going over there, I bet you're all freezing you nuts off. It is +2oC in England today, and that's cold enough, thank you very much.

My wife is pestering me to get her a sauna. You see she is Russian, and like you Swedes, Russian people like saunas.

We Bristish on the other hand, think they are a waste of time, and prefer a good long soak in a hot bath with lots of bubbles, and a couple of top heavy lovelies.

In England, saunas are very hard to come by, and I was thinking maybe my Swedish friends might know of a company in Sweden that make them and could export to England.

I'm looking forward to visiting your fine country in May. I've only spent one night in Sweden, and that was at a hotel in the airport at Stockholm.

I'd missed my connecting flight from Moscow to London, because of a snow storm in Moscow.

I was very impressed by the television channels you have over there, and spent most of my time in the hotel room.

For saunas, check out http://www.tylo.se
The sell the whole package and I think they have a reseller in the UK
But bear in mind that real men drive Vmax and build their own saunas.
Brgds,
Mats